HAPPINESS IS REAL ONLY WHEN IT'S RISOTTO.|
Lady Robic of House Serket, first of her name, Queen of the Keys, Warden of the Risotto, Lady Paramount of the Ships, Handmaid of Lady Vriska, First Hand of the King in the North, member of the House of the Undying OTP, sworn to Starks, bannerman of Boltons.
My life is a romantic comedy, minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.
On my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know.
Short people are closer to the ground and closer to Satan.
I'm so miserable but I laugh at everything.
…If anything befell you, I would go mad, Robb. You are all I have left. -Catelyn Stark & me
The gods are blind. And men see only what they wish. -G.R.R.Martin
Nothing makes the past a sweeter place to visit, than the prospect of imminent death -Aemon Targaryen
I'm an Italian Scorpio and I ship too much in every fandom I'm in.
As the passionate gal I am, I love a lot of things, like: risotto, keys, the number 8, drawing fanarts, Coldplay, Homestuck, Hetalia, anything related to Tarantino, Christoph Waltz, Richard Madden, Iwan Rheon, Dan Feuerriegel, Naruto, the series Spartacus and Game of Thrones; cats (especially black ones), foxes, E.A.Poe, lilac, violets, dragonflies, hedgehogs, Final Fantasy, Okami... (and I could continue forever!)
Being the huge drama queen I am, there are also a lot of things I hate, like: storms, butterflies, Gwyneth Paltrow, fog, failure, any form of racism, rude people, bashers, moralists, having to stay under the sunlight, getting tanned, those who ask for gifts or points and I really can't stand germs and dust too.
My matesprite We're gr8! ='D
I was 0kay. Then I discovered Homestuck.
= Protectors and Confidants; "Author": Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. Complex personality, 1.5% of total population.
Your result for The Homestuck Trolls Personality Test...
8% ARADIA, 22% TAVROS, 15% SOLLUX, 27% KARKAT, 45% NEPETA, 0% KANAYA, 19% TEREZI, 60% VRISKA, 5% EQUIUS, 0% GAMZEE, 50% ERIDAN and 24% FEFERI!
Your name is VRISKA SERKET.
Your trolltag is arachnidsGrip and your st8ments tend to 8e just a little 8it overdramaaaaaaaatic.
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Viserys' death: not a single fuck was given. (by King Flamingo)</div></div></div>
^^^^^^^^ Me, always.
^^^^^^^^ Me, showing my keys collection.
^^^^^^^^ Me, when I hear you talking 'bout risotto.
^^^^^^^^ Me, every single day of my life.
^^^^^^^^ Me, introducing myself.
^^^^^^^^ Me, whenever they tell me I'm a weird freak.
^^^^^^^^ Me, walking my way home.
^^^^^^^^ Me when you talk shit about my OTPs.
^^^^^^^^ Me, everytime I watch "The Rains of Castamere".
^^^^^^^^ Everybody, about me.