HAPPINESS IS REAL ONLY WHEN IT'S RISOTTO.|
Lady Robic of House Serket, first of her name, Queen of the Keys, Warden of the Risotto, Lady Paramount of the Ships, Handmaid of Lady Vriska, First Hand of the King in the North, member of the House of the Undying OTP, Sister Crow, sworn to Starks, bannerman of Boltons.
Night gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children.
I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post.
I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls.
I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men.
I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
HOMESTUCK QUOTE OF TODAY:
CG: OH YEAH, BECAUSE TALKING TO YOU HAS JUST BEEN ABSOLUTE EUPHORIA.
CG: DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT HEADACHES.
CG: RIGHT NOW THERE'S A LUMBERJACK SPLITTING WOOD ON MY THINK PAN.
CG: HE'S GOT THE FOREARMS OF A CHOLERBEAR, A MOUNTAIN OF LOGS, AND NOTHING BUT FUCKING TIME.
My life is a romantic comedy, minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.
On my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know.
Short people are closer to the ground and closer to Satan.
I'm so miserable but I laugh at everything.
…If anything befell you, I would go mad, Robb. You are all I have left. -Catelyn Stark & me
The gods are blind. And men see only what they wish. -G.R.R.Martin
Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you. -Tyrion Lannister
I'm an Italian Scorpio and I ship too much in every fandom I'm in.
As the passionate gal I am, I love a lot of things, like: risotto, keys, the number 8, drawing fanarts, Coldplay, Homestuck, Hetalia, anything related to Tarantino, Christoph Waltz, Richard Madden, Iwan Rheon, Dan Feuerriegel, Naruto, the series Spartacus and Game of Thrones; cats (especially black ones), foxes, E.A.Poe, lilac, violets, dragonflies, hedgehogs, Final Fantasy, Okami... (and I could continue forever!)
Being the huge drama queen I am, there are also a lot of things I hate, like: storms, butterflies, Gwyneth Paltrow, fog, failure, any form of racism, rude people, bashers, moralists, having to stay under the sunlight, getting tanned, those who ask for gifts or points and I really can't stand germs and dust too.
My matesprite We're gr8! ='D
I was 0kay. Then I discovered Homestuck.
= Protectors and Confidants; "Author": Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. Complex personality, 1.5% of total population.
Your result for The Homestuck Trolls Personality Test...
8% ARADIA, 22% TAVROS, 15% SOLLUX, 27% KARKAT, 45% NEPETA, 0% KANAYA, 19% TEREZI, 60% VRISKA, 5% EQUIUS, 0% GAMZEE, 50% ERIDAN and 24% FEFERI!
Your name is VRISKA SERKET.
Your trolltag is arachnidsGrip and your st8ments tend to 8e just a little 8it overdramaaaaaaaatic.
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Viserys' death: not a single fuck was given. (by King Flamingo)</div></div></div>
^^^^^^^^ Me, consoling my precious friends.
^^^^^^^^ Me, showing my keys collection.
^^^^^^^^ Me, when I hear you talking 'bout risotto.
^^^^^^^^ Me, every single day of my life.
^^^^^^^^ Me, introducing myself.
^^^^^^^^ Me, whenever they tell me I'm a weird freak.
^^^^^^^^ Me, walking my way home.
^^^^^^^^ Me when you talk shit about my OTPs.
^^^^^^^^ Me, everytime I watch "The Rains of Castamere".
^^^^^^^^ Everybody, about me.